JudeBennett32: well, there is first the body cavity searches...
JudeBennett32: then there's the shower thongs you're required to wear...
JudeBennett32: then there's the cellmate... "Big Shirl"...
JudeBennett32: shall I go on?
creationsdebbi: yes
JudeBennett32: probably the most compelling point...
JudeBennett32: you might wind up in a cell with Martha Stewart
creationsdebbi: okay, i promise i won't kill anyone