Brad Smith (jesus_h_biscuit) wrote,
Brad Smith

Strawberry: 50/100 Pear: 20/100 Banana: 30/100 Tomato: 30/100 Lemon: 0/100

Take the What Fruit Are You? test by Ellen and Aaron!

You are Fidel Castro. It takes a certain breed of evil to lead the largest nation in the Caribbean, with one hell of a violent history. You apparently have what it takes! You stood up for your cause, got ejected from the country, and returned to kick some ass with Che Guevara. You did a decent job the first couple of years, save for a nasty missile crisis, but hey, everyone appreciated the land reform and 100% literacy rate. Unfortunately, now that your principal ideological and financial supporter has tanked and can't afford to pay rent for military bases on your country's soil, you're in a heap of trouble. Taking a cue from China, you've set up "special economic zones" where use of the American dollar is quietly overlooked. Your speeches, while impassioned, drag on for a bit too long. Hell, just give everyone a damned good cigar to pass the time, and they'll be happy. You're pretty damn untouchable! You've survived at least eight direct attempts on your life by that Yanqui CIA, and you made the Americanos look like idiots by prevailing in the Elian Gonzalez custody case. Tu eres el hombre, Presidente!
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