Brad Smith (jesus_h_biscuit) wrote,
Brad Smith

1.Do you shave?
2.What do you shave?
not my eyelashes, anything else is fair game from time to time
because I'm not fond of hair
4.What color is your razor?
Mach 3 thingy
5.What size is your bed?
6.Do you like it?
it serves me well
7.You're going on a date for a walk around the lake then a coffee at a cafe. What do you wear FROM your closet?
last "date" I went on I wore army green cargo pants and a t-shirt
8.Would you go naked in a bathtub with a naked old man/woman with each of you having a bar of soap and soap each other till the bars of soap run out for a million dollars?
being that anyone a year older than me is "older", um... YEAH!
9.If you woke up one morning and found out you were going to stay in the body you have now for the rest of your life, what would you think?
"It's Tuesday already?"
10. Letter or E-mail?
11.If World War III broke out, what would you say?
"Sorry, don't ask, don't tell - YOU made the rules, quit yer bitchin'"
12.Buttons or boxers?
13. Which 5 people do you trust and are open with the most?
Maggie, Nathan, Cole, Shannon, Mac
14.What's something a guy/girl will wear that'll turn you off?
15.What's something a guy/girl will wear that'll turn you on?
a "Fuck racist, homophobic white trash" t-shirt
16. What do you think of soulmates?
that mine is Maggie
17.Florida or Cali?
18.Is the world screwed?
not if you're dead
19.Is cussing a neccesity in life?
20.What's an object you can't live without?
the quilt I sleep on that my mama made for me
21.Can you live without the microwave?
22.You have this uh, erotic dream about your friend of the opp. sex. how do you act and feel around that friend the next day?
Maggie said "I've dreamt that about you too, and might I say that you can hold your breath for fucking EVER!"
23.Would you rather be rich with 15 spoiled brats or just barely making it with a dog?
you had me at "kids" - anyone who knows me or Cole knows that he's rotten
24.How's your schoolwork for you right now?
Dude, I'm 31 years old
25.What's something someone's done to make you hold a grudge against them?
if I've made an emotional investment and you hurt me deliberately, then FUCK you - you're dead to me. I don't believe in forgiveness
26.Favorite weather?
27.What's one physical trait that attracts you to a guy/girl?
hygiene is a plus
28.What's one personality trait that attracts you to a guy/girl?
being forward and not holding things back
29.Do you know what 143 means?

30.Who's phone number are you hoping to get?
I just want Kevin to use the one I gave him
31.Describe melancholy, if you don't know, then skip this question.
Depressed Light�
32.Describe mellow.
The resulting 6 hours of a smack high
33.Do you believe in ghosts?
I believe in energy
34.What time did you go to sleep last night?
around 1 or so
35.Which guy/girl do you wish to be with RIGHT now?
36.Is it right to flirt if you have a bf/gf?
so long as there's no blatant disrespect, it is harmless
37.Would you rather be married in Venice, Italy, or Honolulu, Hawaii?
38.Would you rather eat sandwiches or pasta for the rest of your life?
ooh - that's hitting below the belt!
39.(guys) how would you feel if you gave a girl a flower?
I love giving flowers
40.Do you want to drop school?
much too late for any of that
41.What do you think of the word, "no pain, no gain" ?
true dat
42.What do you think of the quote "eyes are the passageways into the soul" ?
what a bunch of pretentious horseshit
43.What do you think of sleep?
that i don't ever get enough of it
44.If you had the chance to slow down your growth now and live to 500 years but it's like a 50 year old body by then, would you go for it?
I'm already tired, fuck THAT noise
45.At one point in a girl/guy friendship will one of them like each other even if it's only for a little bit. true or false?
that's all subjective and conditional upon other things, but very likely I think
46.Are you a procrastinator?
I used to be, my mother told me once I'd ever amount to anything because I always procrastinate - I told HER "... Just wait..."
47.Waffles or pancakes?
what, are you INSANE? PANCAKES!
48.How's your cereal in your bowl?
49.What's an annoying trait about you?
according to my female friends, it's that pesky "Homo" thing
50.Football or rugby?
neither - baseball's where it's at
51. Hat or visor?
nope, nope, nope
52.Ice skating or rollerblading?
53. Your bf has hair you love. he comes to school the next day with a shiny head. what do you HONESTLY think?
54.Pizza or burgers?
pizza with pesto, artichokes, tomatoes, and mushrooms
55.What color is your jacket?
it's a customized "Jennifer Nettles Band" jacket
56.What's something you ALWAYS have on you?
57.What do you think of guys with nailpolishes?
58.Do you stay in bed thinking or do you fall alseep in 5 seconds?
I read myself to sleep
59.would you rather go to a boarding school, private school, or an all girls or guys school?
you're kidding, right?
60.There's a high school that'll be on a cruise ship and you have the opportunity to go. it's your last year at school. do you go for it?
61.Who do you want to take with you to the prom?
Oh Jesus H. Christ on a flaming biscuit...
62.Your bf/gf gets drunk at a party. In their state of drunkness, they babble about that one time they fooled around with someone else while you were together. They wake up the next morning with a slight memory that did something stupid. What do you do?
I would stare at them until they realized they were in restraints and then....
63.Is cyber sex considered cheating?
are you getting off? then YES, I believe it is...
64.How do you react to change?
depends on what it involves and how I'm affected
65.Are you happy?
I'm content, but I could be happy - it's a state of mind and an act of will
66.Favorite berries?
67.What's one facial feature you'd like to change about yourself?
I'm content with myself
68.Do you take a shower after a bath?
no - that's a waste of water, man
69.What's color's your towel?
we have one that everyone in the house shares, and I forgot what color it was... ::thwaps the person who made up that question::
70.What do you think of knuckle cracking?
that mine are REALLY loud
71.What was the last thing you cried over or got teary about?
72.Chalk or crayons?
sidewalk chalk
73.How's your happiness level right now?
right about 7 where it is normally
74.Coffee or tea?
coffee in the AM, tea in the evening
75.Wouldn't you just love to hug someone right now?
i just did like 5 minutes ago (Renea)
76.Who was the last person who complimented you?
77.What's wrong with your school?
it was run by christers
78.Do you know what an aphrodisiac is?
yes, and a chocolate malt is the best one of them all
79.Who do you wish you could kiss?
80.Movies at home on in a theater?
at home
81.Wanna live in a castle?
I do
82.Isn't gondola a cool word?
not as cool as "Discombobulated"
83.What coat do you wear in the winter?
my JNB jacket
84.what's something about guys you don't get?
85.what's something about girls you don't get?
86.Who was better in rush hour/rush hour 2?
um... the caterer?
87.If someone said you were hot, what would you think?
I'd think "You just like me because I know all of the dirty things you like doing"
88.You go to your bf/gf's house for the first time and in his/her room, and everywhere is... you. what do you think?
I'd think "Awww, honey! I never knew you were psychotic!"
89.What happens when you hear the word christmas?
I think "YAY!! GIFTMAS!!"
90.Does being a psycho sound appealing?
not at all... SHUT UP, RENEA!
91.What food brings back good memories?
steak brings back memories of... five minutes ago.
92.Do you talk to yourself?
93.Sun or moon?
94.What's your opinion on love?
it must be nice
95.What's a happy memory of a time you've spent with the opp. sex?
doing anything with Maggie
96.Would you rather go ballroom dancing or square dancing? UGH!
97.Do you think you can afford to lose weight?
no - but I can afford to tone up
98.If you could dye your hair any color, what would you dye it?
i don't like having enough hair to dye
99.What's the nicest thing any one has ever told you? Maggie telling me that I was her rock
100.If you were to spend the day with your b/f or g/f, where would you go and what would you do?
at home doing absolutely nothing but being cuddly
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