Damien: An optical mouse?
Nathan: YEAH! An optical mouse. Anyway, I want one of those.
Me: ::humming the tune to "Shaft":: Whoooo is the moooouuuse that's so bad he don't need a mouse pad? OPTICAL!! Daaaaaaaamn right. That optical mouse is a bad mother...
Maggie: Shut yo mouse!
Me: I'm just talkin' 'bout optical mouse!