Brad Smith (jesus_h_biscuit) wrote,
Brad Smith

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Ridiculous. party of 4?

Nathan: I want that computer mouse that has the red light under it instead of the ball, like the one I have at work. You don't even have to use a mousepad. What's that called?
Damien: An optical mouse?
Nathan: YEAH! An optical mouse. Anyway, I want one of those.
Me: ::humming the tune to "Shaft":: Whoooo is the moooouuuse that's so bad he don't need a mouse pad? OPTICAL!! Daaaaaaaamn right. That optical mouse is a bad mother...
Maggie: Shut yo mouse!
Me: I'm just talkin' 'bout optical mouse!
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