Brad Smith (jesus_h_biscuit) wrote,
Brad Smith
jesus_h_biscuit

I'm so bloody clever sometimes...

News Headlines Chatroom Excerpt:

Warrior4Jesus: GOD'S WRATH ON HOMOS = AIDS
JudeBennett32: WARRIOR: Did any of your mother's children survive being stabbed through the heart with a coathanger in the womb, or was it just you?
Warrior4Jesus: GOD WILL SMITE YOU FOR YR SINFULL WAYS
JudeBennett32: Sure, but can he juggle?
Warrior4Jesus: I BELEIVE IN JESUS YOULL BE SORRY FOR YR WICKEDNESS
JudeBennett32: That's nice, WARRIOR. Too bad you don't believe in PUNCTUATION & GRAMMAR!!
Warrior4Jesus: YOU'LL BE BEGGING FOR MERCY FROM YOUR SINFULL WAYS IN HELL JUDE ONYR JUDGMENT DAY
JudeBennett32: WARRIOR: If you hold the Alt key and press the F4 key at the same time, AOL will download a pretty Jesus screensaver to your computer

Online Host - Warrior4Jesus signed off at 5:10 PM EST



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