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16th-Feb-2004 01:48 pm
12 Reasons Why Gay People Should Not Be Allowed To Get Married
Stolen from docjohnboy

1. Homosexuality is not natural, much like eyeglasses, polyester, and birth

2. Heterosexual marriages are valid because they produce children. Infertile
couples and old people can't legally get married because the world needs
more children.

3. Obviously, gay parents will raise gay children, since straight parents
only raise straight children.

4. Straight marriage will be less meaningful if Gay marriage is allowed,
since Britney Spears' 55-hour just-for-fun marriage was meaningful.

5. Heterosexual marriage has been around a long time and hasn't changed at
all; women are property, blacks can't marry whites, and divorce is illegal.

6. Gay marriage should be decided by people, not the courts, because the
majority-elected legislatures, not courts, have historically protected the
rights of the minorities.

7. Gay marriage is not supported by religion. In a theocracy like ours, the
values of one religion are imposed on the entire country. That's why we have
only one religion in America.

8. Gay marriage will encourage people to be gay, in the same way that
hanging around tall people will make you tall.

9. Legalizing gay marriage will open the door to all kinds of crazy
behavior. People may even wish to marry their pets because a dog has legal
standing and can sign a marriage contract.

10. Children can never succeed without a male and a female role model at
home. That's why single parents are forbidden to raise children.

11. Gay marriage will change the foundation of society. Heterosexual
marriage has been around for a long time, and we could never adapt to new
social norms because we haven't adapted to things like cars or longer

12. Civil unions, providing most of the same benefits as marriage with a
different name are better, because a "separate but equal" institution is
always constitutional. Separate schools for African-Americans worked just as
well as separate marriages for gays and lesbians will.
16th-Feb-2004 11:01 am (UTC)
That's great! I can't wait to get married, so I can "fuck everything up."
17th-Feb-2004 02:02 am (UTC)
I just recently read somewhere or saw on TV that someone for real married their dog....and then died, like a couple days later. # 9 made me think of that.
22nd-Apr-2008 03:51 am (UTC)
Very nice.
22nd-Apr-2008 03:56 am (UTC)
Can you post a direct link to the original post, please? I'd like to link to it.
22nd-Apr-2008 03:59 am (UTC)
Don't have a link, I'm sorry - this was a repost from someone else.
22nd-Apr-2008 04:04 am (UTC)
Thank you.
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