Me: Hello...
Nathan: Are you watching the news?
Me: No, why?
Nathan: The Pope jsut gave a press conference, he said that if Michael Jackson is accused of molesting one more young boy, that he would have no choice but to ordain him into the priesthood...
Me: hahahahahahahahahaSNORTheheheheheheheheh
Nathan: I know. Knock Knock...
Me: ::gulps:: Who's there?
Nathan: Little Boy Blue...
Me: Okay, that's enough!