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RELIGIOUS MERGER CREATES 900 MILLION HINJEWS: Attainment of Nirvana Still Goal, But Not So Important That You Should Miss Cousin Vijay's Bar Mitzvah
HIGH SCHOOL STUDENTS DEMAND WARS IN EASIER-TO-FIND COUNTRIES: "How Come No One Fights in Big Famous Nations Anymore?" They Ask
ANGERED BY SNUBBING, LIBYA, CHINA, SYRIA FORM "AXIS OF JUST AS EVIL": Cuba, Sudan, Serbia Form Axis of Somewhat Evil; Other Nations Start Own Clubs
CANADIAN WARSHIP SEIZES TANKER IN... WAIT... CANADA HAS A WARSHIP?: Oh Right, and Switzerland Has Nuclear Weapons
POLICE MUST NOTIFY RESIDENTS WHEN CATHOLIC CHURCH MOVES INTO NEIGHBORHOOD: Controversial "Egan's Law" Expected to Gain Widespread Support
STUDY FINDS YOU REALLY DON'T MAKE A DIFFERENCE: In Grand Scheme of Things, Your Hard Work, Diligence, Found to Mean Squat
AMISH ASSAIL NOVEL 'BUGGY NIGHTS': Normally Peaceful People Declare Scheune-wa Against Author
FRENCH JUDGE GIVES TALIBAN WIN: Afghan Fighters' Artistic Impression Marks Mysteriously Higher
WAS JESUS GOD'S NEPHEW? NEW SCANDAL ROCKS CHURCHES: Elders and Parishioners Knew About, Covered Up Heretical Opinions

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