October 17th, 2008



Who's the bane of YOUR existence? Surely there's someone who pisses you off in such a huge way that it merits flogging, at least. 'Round here, we call that person a RAT BASTARD. Who is the person you most want to rip a new asshole for whatever reason? Go ahead - now's your chance to put them on blast. Start commenting, and have fun gettin' your hate on - and out. IP logging is off and anonymous commenters WERE welcome, but I've had to disable it since I've gotten six tons of bullshit spam comments lately. Sorry about that.

Go on - vent your spleen...

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More Crackergate Bloviating: Bill Donohue Perpetrates More Dumbfuckery

PZ Meyers has written a new post on his blog about that ridiculous, whiny, doughy pantload Bill Donohue (R-). Remember the story about the student at the university who took the eucharist wafer Jesus cracker from mass? I blogged about it here. Well, since he has nothing better to do, he's stepping up the whining. And what is the catalyst for this you ask? Okay, fine, you didn't ask, but I'll tell you anyway. A YouTuber called fsmdude has posted a series of videos depicting the desecration of the host and people are freaking out because it offends them. So this dumbass decides to try and get YouTube to ban the kid for expressing himself. Let me advise you now that no children were molested in the course of making his videos, I just want to clear that up.

Because being offended is the WORST thing that could happen to them, apparently...
....5....4....3....2....1....aaaaaand back to the happy place...
Thing is, these things only apply to other Catholics. If I want to depict Mohammed in any media I feel like, that's my prerogative - it's only Muslims who are prohibited from such acts, as that constitutes blasphemy and as we all know, blasphemy is bad. Well, unless you're an atheist, and then it's just silly. Or fun. It depends largely on the context. When the Jyllands-Posten controversy happened, Bill Donohue didn't say shit. Then again, there exists nothing outside of Catholic doctrine...

You can buy them wholesale, for fuck's sake, what's so sacred about that? Also, there are no restrictions on who can buy them, so big deal. Yeah I know, they have to be consecrated in order to be magically delicious, whatever.

Not everyone is going to like you, not everyone has to, get over yourselves! You're the same people who get all freaked out at the notion of Muslim extremism, you're terrified when words like 'jihad' and 'fatwa' get tossed around, and yet a kid finding creative ways to use a cracker - A! FUCKING! CRACKER! - is what really rattles you guys? What a pussy religion Catholicism is.

By the way, I added the box of 1,000 Communion wafers to my Amazon.com wishlist in case anyone feels the urge to assist me in debauchery.

My Amazon.com Wish List

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