Hemingway was once challenged to write a story in only six words. His response? “For sale: baby shoes, never worn.” He is believed to have called it his greatest literary work ever. Can you write a story in six words?
YOU - go die in a fire.
GIVE. ME. THOSE. FUCKING. SHOES. BETCH.
I know I didn't write that one, but still - it works.
Satisfied, betches? I was half asleep, gimme a break!