August 15th, 2008

Writer's Block: Six-Word Story

Hemingway was once challenged to write a story in only six words. His response? “For sale: baby shoes, never worn.” He is believed to have called it his greatest literary work ever. Can you write a story in six words?

YOU - go die in a fire.
-or-
GIVE. ME. THOSE. FUCKING. SHOES. BETCH.

I know I didn't write that one, but still - it works.

Satisfied, betches? I was half asleep, gimme a break!

R.B.F.

RAT BASTARD FRIDAY


Who's the bane of YOUR existence? Surely there's someone who pisses you off in such a huge way that it merits flogging, at least. 'Round here, we call that person a RAT BASTARD. Who is the person you most want to rip a new asshole for whatever reason? Go ahead - now's your chance to put them on blast. Start commenting, and have fun gettin' your hate on - and out. IP logging is off and anonymous commenters WERE welcome, but I've had to disable it since I've gotten six tons of bullshit spam comments lately. Sorry about that.

Go on - vent your spleen...

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BEST FOX NEWS INTERVIEW EVAR!!!!11!!!!!!!1oneoneone

Borgnine Blushes, But He’s on to Something
The 91-year-old actor sent the cast of Fox and Friends into a juvenile tizzy this week when he revealed the key to his longevity: “I masturbate a lot.” Don’t snicker. The health benefits of auto-eroticism have been well documented, yet modesty prevents many adults from discussing such matters.

C/O Truthdig.com