July 31st, 2008

ZOMG POISON DOG LIPS!

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I got nothin' as fucked as the Canadian Beaheading story i last posted, but these are worth the read.

16 year old boy falls off a highway overpass, breaks his back in the fall, and the cops tasered him 19 fucking times because he wouldn't get up when they initially asked him to. No, really. There were no drugs or alcohol found in his system, either.

The White House (via The Department of Health and Human Services) seeks to protect health-care workers who object to abortion by reviewing a Bush administration proposal that would deny federal funding to any hospital, clinic, health plan or other entity that does not accommodate employees who want to opt out of participating in care that runs counter to their personal convictions, including providing birth-control pills, IUDs and the Plan B emergency contraceptive. Again - no, really.

A woman who claims she was injured during an exorcism performed by a Texas church group is reportedly planning to take her case to the US Supreme Court after state judges ruled the actions of the church were protected by the First Amendment. You can only legally beat a woman if she's got the DEBIL in her. She should just say thank you for it and show you the respect you've so clearly earned saving her soul, the ungrateful bitch. Right? Last time - no. really.