July 21st, 2008

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This Week In Douchebaggery: Oklahoma County Commissioner Brent Rinehart

This Week In Douchebaggery
Pronunciation: \'düsh 'bag\
Function: noun
Etymology:. French, from Italian doccia, from docciare to douche, from doccia water pipe, probably back-formation from doccione conduit, from Latin duction-, ductio means of conveying water, from ducere to lead

1 (douche) a: a jet or current of liquid (as a cleansing solution) directed against or into a bodily part or cavity (as the vagina) b: an act of cleansing with a douche.
2. An individual who has an over-inflated sense of self worth, compounded by a low level of intellegence, behaving ridiculously in front of colleagues with no sense of how moronic he appears.
3. Someone who has surpassed the levels of jerk and asshole, however not yet reached fucker or motherfucker.

1. You are a douchebag.
2. I hate douchebags.

Douchebag Du Jour | Oklahoma County Commissioner Brent Rinehart
Why He's A Douchebag | Self published comic book that is fraught with virulently homophobic ad hominem attacks, but is also fraught with incorrect spelling.
Crimes Of Douchebaggery | See full post for context; mostly for assholishness and basic stupidity.
Most Recent Display Of Flagrant Douchebaggery | CNN interview - video here, and the comic book itself. View the entire thing here: [.pdf file].