April 30th, 2008

I AM SO AWESOME.

I just made Renea (lolasenvy) spew tea all over the kitchen floor of the loft from laughter. We were talking about Bruce Campbell and how hot he is, and what we would do if we ever met him in real life. I was saying "Well, I'd have to look him square in the eye and say "I'm a little disappointed that you haven't thrown me into the back of a dirty cab and sexed me up yet, Bruce - how you gonna do me like that?" and she launched mango tea almost 5 feet onto the floor. I am so awesome.