Rarely these days do I find myself just completely dumbfounded. But I mean DUH-mbfounded. Something I read, written by someone as a serious piece and not at all meant as satire, something that belongs on The Onion (see: God Answers Prayers Of Paralyzed Little Boy; 'No,' Says God), Betty Bowers (see: Send an E-buke letting someone know they are a Fake Christian!), Landover Baptist (see: Christian Men Should Think About Jesus if They Are Masturbating!), or even White House (see: President Addresses Nation on the Way Forward to Surging Back Towards Desperately Spinning the Clusterfuck That is Vietraq)... and I read the whole thing...
Letter From A Future PrisonerImmediately after I reached the end, my teeth jumped out of my head, turned around, and ate my brain. Read the whole "WAAA WAAA WAAA, I'M A PERSECUTED CHRISTIAN, MY PUSSY HURTS!" drivel here. Don't say I didn't warn you!
by Janet Folger
World Net DailyNov. 20, 2010
To the Resistance:
I'm writing this letter from prison, where I've been since the beginning of 2010. Since Hillary was elected in '08, Christian persecution in America has gotten even worse than we predicted.
When the so-called "Fairness Doctrine" was signed into law, my radio program was yanked off the air along with all the others that dared discuss moral issues on Christian radio. The networks just couldn't bring themselves to air a pro-abortion program or one that advocates the homosexual agenda for the government mandated "balance" because broadcasting lies went against their basic beliefs ? I don't blame them.
We knew "Thought Crimes" was in danger of becoming law back when it passed Congress in 2007, but thankfully, President Bush kept his promise to veto it. But, tragically, Hillary signed that most dangerous bill in America ? ushering in the criminalization of Christianity. And now, even my book, "The Criminalization of Christianity," has been banned as "hate speech" just as I predicted when I wrote it back in 2005.
When the "Employment Non-Discrimination Act" ("Thought Crimes" for the Workplace) became law, businesses and ministries were targeted by homosexual activists and were forced to close when they wouldn't comply with a law forcing them to hire those opposed to their beliefs on moral issues.
When they canceled my program, banned my book and targeted my ministry, I knew it was only a matter of time before I'd be forced into "prison ministry" against my will. Unfortunately for our nation, that ministry is growing fast. A homeschooling mom was assigned the cell next to me. I try to comfort her, but she cries constantly at the thought of her kids being raised in government foster care.