November 9th, 2007

R.B.F.

RAT BASTARD FRIDAY


Who's the bane of YOUR existence? Surely there's someone who pisses you off in such a huge way that it merits flogging, at least. 'Round here, we call that person a RAT BASTARD. Who is the person you most want to rip a new asshole for whatever reason? Go ahead - now's your chance to put them on blast. Start commenting, and have fun gettin' your hate on - and out. IP logging is off and anonymous commenters WERE welcome, but I've had to disable it since I've gotten six tons of bullshit spam comments lately. Sorry about that.

Go on - vent your spleen...

Also, check out/participate in the Friday Confessional and the subsequent Sunday Stoning, brought to you by the fantastic city_of_dis.

Reposting my T'giving Roast Turkey Recipe IN ADVANCE this time!!

Since Thanksgiving is going to be here shortly, I figured I'd share my salt brined roasted turkey recipe. I do this one every year, it is a winner. It's unlike any turkey you've had before (no, really - it's MUCH better), it's actually very easy to do, and it'll win you lots of praise with your dinner guests. It took a long time and lots of trial and error to perfect it, but now it is done. It's highly seasoned and well flavored before it even goes into the oven, and there's a few of secret weapons once it DOES go into the oven that makes it even better. Let me 'splain...

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FAMILY POST

THIS POST IS FOR MY FAMILY ONLY, SO PLEASE - ONLY COMMENT IF YOU HAVE CONFIRMED THANKSGIVING DINNER WITH US.

I made this post and emailed the link out to everyone because this is a better way to keep up with who is coming and what everyone is responsible for bringing without having some insane email chain of death.

Comment here and put in your two cents, and I will edit this list as comments come in - MAKE SURE YOU LEAVE YOUR NAME IN THE COMMENT!

  • 2 Turkeys - Christi & Me
  • Ham - Tony (he's providing one as well as being one, hyuck hyuck hyuck)
  • Gravy - Me
  • Dressing - Maggie & Me
  • Spinach Casserole - Maggie
  • Squash Casserole - Christi
  • Cranberry Sauce - Maggie
  • Devilled Eggs - Sara Claire & Me
  • Sweet Potato Souffle - Me
  • Mashed Potatoes - Ward & Tami
  • Green Beans - Me
  • Green Bean Casserole - Maggie
  • Blackeyed Peas - Maggie
  • Turnips - Me
  • Kid friendly stuff (Mac & Cheese, Pigs In Blankets and Tater Tots) - Shannon
  • Pear Salad - Me
  • Pumpkin Pie - Christi
  • Cheesecake - Christi
  • Sweet Tea (2 gallons) - Christi
  • Sodas - Keith & Robin
  • Napkins - Keith & Robin
  • Plastic Forks, Knives, Spoons - Christi
  • Plates - Christi
  • Cups - Christi
If you can think of anything else or would like to contribute something different, comment and let me know what it is. The more choices, the better! Dinnertime is somewhere around 5-6ish. Email Christi for directions: christinajanelle@gmail.com

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Dear Gov. Perdue,
I have an ingrown hair on my left buttcheek. It is very sensitive and swollen, and there are roughly 17 million different bacteria in there, all vile, all ravenous, and on a single mission - to destroy me from within.

You sir, should one day wish to be so organized and intelligent as a single bacterium within the pus filled ass boil I'm suffering. That is you see because you're a MOTHERFUCKING IDIOT with bullshit like this.

Like I really needed another reason to be embarrassed for my entire state.

Eat me,
jesus_h_biscuit