November 2nd, 2007

Statler and Waldorf



Who's the bane of YOUR existence? Surely there's someone who pisses you off in such a huge way that it merits flogging, at least. 'Round here, we call that person a RAT BASTARD. Who is the person you most want to rip a new asshole for whatever reason? Go ahead - now's your chance to put them on blast. Start commenting, and have fun gettin' your hate on - and out. IP logging is off and anonymous commenters WERE welcome, but I've had to disable it since I've gotten six tons of bullshit spam comments lately. Sorry about that.

Go on - vent your spleen...

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Top 5 Laminated & The Turkey Kicker Meme

Alright, here's how this works. I'm starting a new meme - a fun and interesting one, for a change. Blame daisy_down for this one.

In everyone's mind, there are the celebrities that they wanna have sexy time with. We all have those fantasies of the people you want to screw, if you had the chance and it were an option in the first place. Think "Oh, I'd SO do ____ if I had the chance to!" Thing is, there have to be the top 5 that you always come back to, the top 5 that you always keep a torch burning for. This top 5 list is your Top 5 Laminated, meaning it is permanent and doesn't change.

A Turkey Kicker is the one person you want to do so badly that you'd lose your mind to do it - so much so in fact that you'd let them have their beasty way with you on the dining room table with your entire family present for Thanksgiving Dinner and to make it happen, you'd have to kick the turkey (as well as everything else) off the table to make sufficient room.

So - who is your Top 5 Laminated, and who is the Turkey Kicker? Here's my list:
    Top 5 Laminated List
    (in no particular order of importance)
  1. Pat Burrell (Phillies Left Fielder) [pic]
  2. Chris Joannou (Hot Aussie, Bassist, Silverchair) [pic]
  3. Ricardo Chavira, Jr. (Actor, Desperate Housewives, "Carlos Solis") [pic]
  4. Brian Peeler (Workout on Bravo TV) [pic]
  5. Stanislav Ianevski (Actor, Harry Potter & The Goblet Of Fire, "Viktor Krum") [pic]

    Turkey Kicker:
    Paul Teutul, Jr. (American Chopper) [pic 1, 2]

100 Things Meme

  1. When I was a teenager, I had all 4 wisdom teeth pulled on a Monday and my braces put on the following Friday.
  2. I was a smoker for 16 years.
  3. My favorite shower gel is Healing Garden Green Tea Therapy, with Bath & Body Works Sea Island Cotton coming in second. They stopped making Cotton Blossom, the bastards. *scowl*
  4. My friends are my family, and it is the best one in the whole world.
  5. I hate Jerry Seinfeld and everything connected to him. That show was so fucking unfunny it defied description.
  6. I cannot understand how anyone could not love the song "Africa" by Toto.
  7. When I die, there will be no funeral. My body will be donated to a medical college for 1 year so that med students may use me for research - then I get cremated and sent home. My ashes will be made into an artificial concrete reef, and I will become a more useful part of the ecosystem.
  8. I am allergic to beets, radishes, and purple onions. Oh - and stupid people. And racism.
  9. I am obsessed with doing things in even numbers, in an OCD kind of way.
  10. I probably cry on average about 3 times a week, but 98% of the time I'm alone when I do it.
  11. When I was a kid, we had a pet monkey named Marty. He was evil, but he didn't live in my closet. I'm serious.
  12. I cannot watch people doing karaoke, it will give me a panic attack.
  13. One of my favorite things to do is grocery shopping.
  14. The first vinyl album I ever bought with my own money was Andy Gibb's "Shadow Dancing", when I was 7 years old.
  15. I want 2 puppies when I have a house with a yard again.
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