August 17th, 2007



Photo courtesy of Magz

Who's the bane of YOUR existence? Surely there's someone who pisses you off in such a huge way that it merits flogging, at least. 'Round here, we call that person a RAT BASTARD. Who is the person you most want to rip a new asshole for whatever reason? Go ahead - now's your chance to put them on blast. Start commenting, and have fun gettin' your hate on - and out. IP logging is off and anonymous commenters WERE welcome, but I've had to disable it since I've gotten six tons of bullshit spam comments lately. Sorry about that.

Go on - vent your spleen...

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10 Random Things About Biscuit

  1. I've eaten ostrich, emu, buffalo, rattlesnake, goat, cuttlefish, mealworms (in a chimichanga), crickets (fried and served as croutons on a salad), ants (in little chocolate cups), and other things I've blocked out.
  2. When I was a child, we actually had a pet monkey. His name was Marty and he went berserk whenever let out of his cage.
  3. I love grocery shopping and trips to the farmer's market. Fresh produce makes me happy.
  4. I cannot drink cow's milk because it grosses me out, but ice cream and half & half I have no issues with.
  5. I have been fired from jobs because people were rude to me and I verbally bitchslapped the fuck out of them. Go big or go home, know what I'm saying?
  6. I don't like white wine.
  7. Most days, I would rather be on a beach doing nothing than anywhere else doing anything.
  8. I love to go fishing, especially if there's beer involved.
  9. I am terrified of heights, even in movies or on TV.
  10. I love heavy thunderstorms, lightning, thunder, the whole bit. Rain makes me happy and oftentimes sleepy, especially if it is raining hard when I wake up.

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Melanie Morgan: The New Face Of Right Wing Apologetics

I swear, it's like Michelle Malkin & Coultermort were scissoring each other like the pistons on a V12 760Li at 7600 RPM, and Dick Cheney stood over them pounding it out and spooged right onto their slammin' peeshes - and from this unholy froth was birthed Melanie Morgan. What a wretched, pinched faced, squirrelly cuntblaster this broad is. Her points are like trying to make sense out of the Mormons.

Also, I have been pondering this for the next fundie that tries to badger me. For god so loved the world, he raped a pre-pubescent teen who would give birth to a son who would later need to kill himself to save humanity from a hell that was created by god in the first place. Hallelujah, or some junk.

I baked cookies and made limeade, and you can't have any. Not unless you bring me a puppy.

I want a pug.