Before I post any of the following links and/or backstory, I must insist that all of you cease eating or drinking. Might want to temporarily spit out all candy or gum for the duration of this post as well. I don't want to be responsible for anyone choking or ruining a keyboard or monitor. Most bloggers don't go this extra mile, you know.Evidently, Ann Coulter has been dethroned from her position as Goddess Of All Things Evil & Conservative - she now has to share it with a bunch of other mostly evil (but nowhere as organized or articulate) 'harpies'. These 'broads' have unquestionably never experienced proper SINGULAR orgasms before, let alone multiples. Their legs have been together longer than the Smothers Brothers.
Behold the newest addition to 'Dose Craaaayzee Republican Wingnut Bitches', Melanie Morgan. Crooks & Liars has so far linked to the choiciest bits in the raving lunacy that is our Miz Melly:
- When will the networks wake up?
- Oh! That Evil Liberal Bias in Weather!!! - No, really. She said that the Weather Channel had succumbed to the 'cancer of Liberalism'. I couldn't make that up on only 3.2 hours of sleep.
- But…but…Global Warming Is A Liberal Plot, Isn’t It?
- The Spocko Audio Files: Listening is believing
In other news, Joe Klein gets served. Greg Sargent has a great round up and response to Klein, the "Heroic Pundit."
Geraldo wants to fight Olbermann, Olbermann Responds to Geraldo, lays the smack down. OOOOOOOH, BURNED YOU!! Careful there Geraldo, I've seen Olbermann throw a chair before.
Sean Hannity is still an idiot.
Holy Joe and St. McCain talk about their love for Bush's escalation plans. Try not to vomit.
Lastly, Pajamas Media and “major embarrassment” — connect the dots