December 30th, 2006


Dear Stomach & Intestines,
I hate you all. I just goddamned hate you. HATE. Fuckers.

No love for you, ya crampy bastards,
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How Typical

I was thinking about which right-wing-nutcase blogger was going to be the first to give Fox News a run for their money by posting the Saddam Hussein execution video, or at least link to it. What do you know, I made a beeline on a hunch and tried Pamela, the raving, rabid, bigoted fucking loon. On my first try, even. Ugh.

Ten bucks says Ann Coulter has been somewhere rubbing her dick with those huge, slothlike hands ever since and playing the video on repeat like it's the best pron ever.