November 16th, 2006

Religious Intolerance, Racist Pigfuckers, & The Man That Got Away

Ellen Goodman has an excellent article on Truthdig that is definitely worth reading, it's on disgraced Reverend/Evangelical hatemonger Ted Haggard. The article is called The Poster Boy of Self-Hate, give it a go.

Speaking of teh gays, apparently South Africa's Parliament has given the go-ahead for same sex marriage. How fucked up is it that a country which has been notorious for gross human rights violations (read: apartheid) now passes us in recognition of human rights? I have two friends from S Africa - one from Johannesburg and one from Cape Town, and they've long thought that this sort of thing was coming. Matter of fact, I had a discussion on this subject last summer with one of them in the presence of a fundamentalist Christian preacher who was none too happy about it. Then again, he was also a racist in addition to being a homophobe.

And speaking of racist Christian assholes who support those that deliberately violate human rights, Trent Lott (R-Pigfucker) won yesterday's election as minority whip in the next session by a single vote. No, really.

Someone allegedly paid terrorist organizations $2 million for release of FOX News reporters. Ironically, this news comes on the heels of the leak of an internal FOX memo saying "Be On The Lookout For Any Statements From The Iraqi Insurgents...Thrilled At The Prospect Of A Dem Controlled Congress." Funny, but I bet the terrorists will be even more thrilled at the prospect of FOX News having given them $2m. Way to go, Patriot Network.

And speaking of fucked up network channels, Fox said Tuesday it will air a two-part interview with O.J. Simpson at month's end in which he describes the 1994 murders of his ex-wife and her friend that he says he didn't commit:
The interview will be conducted by editor and book publisher Judith Regan. On November 30, her Regan Books is publishing a book Simpson wrote with the working title "If I Did It, Here's How It Happened."

Fox said Simpson's book "hypothetically describes" how he would have committed the murders. The special will air at 9 p.m. November 27 and 29 on Fox.

Fox executives declined comment about the show Tuesday. In a statement released Tuesday, executive vice-president/alternative programming Mike Darnell said: "This is an interview that no one thought would ever happen. It's the definitive last chapter in the trial of the century."

Fox is a subsidiary of News Corp., which also owns Regan Books.

A spokeswoman for Regan Books didn't return a phone call or an e-mail seeking comment Tuesday.

Simpson was acquitted in 1995 of the murders of Nicole Brown Simpson and Ron Goldman; he can't be tried again for those crimes. In 1997, a civil court found him responsible for the slayings and ordered him to pay $33.5 million to the victims' families.
On CNN, the publisher of this tripe is quoted as saying "'I consider this his confession"

Wonder what his kids will think of him now, hmm?

Repost: You can ring my bellllllllllllll, ring my bell...

It's that time of the year again, when the sound of an annoying, incessantly ringing bell signals me to spring into action and send out a message to the masses that certain things should not be tolerated, especially not during the holiday season. It's what Jesus would do.

This is a link to a post I made a year ago, and you can repost using code I have there should you be so inclined.

Want to get even with the Salvation Army
for discrimination in Jesus' name?

Click here to find out how!

Take Me Back To Dear Old Bliiiighty...

Family of faggot fans fly the flag

A West Midlands family is playing a central role in the quest to raise the profile of a forgotten British dish - poofters faggots.

The Doody family from Wolverhampton has been crowned The Knobshiner Faggot Family in a national competition, and to kick off their reign they will launch National Bender Faggot Week.

The family will be touring the country extolling the virtues of the dish, which is best-known for its links with the Black Country.

The Doody family were chosen to front the campaign after impressing judges at the Savoy Hotel in London in November.

They displayed their fanaticism for the delicacy during quizzes, role-plays and mock commercials.

"The nation knows that the Cornish pasty, Yorkshire pudding, haggis and fish and chips are great British dishes, but all too often the nancy boy faggot is left off that list," said Janet Doody.

Her husband Fred added: "It's unfair because Shirt Flap Lifters faggots were a British delicacy long before any of the others."

"The great British poof faggot is full of flavour and a great belly warmer at this time of year."

The family, including Lewis, 13, and Grace, 7, eat faggots twice a week, with mashed potato and mushy peas, and will be launching the awareness campaign on Tuesday at Liverpool University, followed by visits this week to Nottingham, Leeds, Sheffield and Birmingham.

The competition was organised by bum fucker faggot producer Mr Brain's poo pirates Faggots.

..."The great British faggot is full of flavour and a great belly warmer at this time of year."

We're full of flavour and a great belly warmer ANY time of the year, o-kay?
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