October 27th, 2006

Snarktastic

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Fun With Pr0nz

One of the things I love is finding porn movies with ridiculous titles. Sometimes the titles alone are worth the ensuing giggles, especially when there's a concept like "The Hole", which is a gay porn spoofing the popular film "The Ring". Apparently you're a straighty until you watch this particular video, then in 7 days you're a pickle smoker/pillow biter.

Recently I got a new TLA Video catalog, and a favorite pastime is to go through and find the funny porn movie titles. I've been meaning to post on ths subject for a while now, and finally decided that this was as good a time as any. So here are a few of my current favorite titles (in terms of the lol factor) for your amusement:
  • Deep In The Throat Of Texas
  • Fuck, Suck, Repeat
  • Brandon's Boner Buffet
  • Pokin' In The Boy's Room
  • Guys Gone Wild: Dude, Where's My Pants?
  • Jailhouse Cock
  • Brothas Gettin' Down
  • Don't Kiss Me, I'm Straight
  • Lords Of Cocktown
  • The Man Who Blew Too Much
  • No Cock Left Behind
  • Screamin' For Semen
  • Real Men Suck Cock
  • Sack Wranglers
  • Semen Slurping Man Sluts
  • Sleazy Dick Pigs
  • I Wanna Be Fellated
  • Hot Man Pussy
  • Gushers For Gaggers
  • Butt Stuffers
  • Custom Rims
  • Crazy For Cornholing
  • Butt Crack Mountain
  • Asshole Lickin' Good
  • Ass Masters And Commanders
  • All That Jizz
  • Thug Dick
  • The Da Vinci Load
If you've heard of a really good one or have a suggestion, comment away!

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