July 6th, 2006

Recipe Post on the way...

I'm making Puttanesca for dinner, I'm going to take pictures &/or video of the prep & cooking for a recipe post later. This is my absolute favorite pasta sauce, it's very satisfying and comforting. Plus, you can have the stuff to make it on hand all of the time in your pantry, so it can be made in a pinch.

I know that my cookbook website is not finished, it's one of my many opened but not finished projects. All of the pastas are up and a few other things as well, it's kind of hit-or-miss. One of these days I'll get around to finishing it. Who knows when, though.

In other news, FEH. Just big, fat, FEH.

Vive L'Oignon!

Area Bastards Pick Wrong Guy To Mess With This Time

December 17, 1996 | Issue 30•19

TALLAHASSEE,FL — According to Tallahassee resident Bud Courson, local bastards Dewey Bostock and Dewayne Buckner picked the wrong guy to mess with this time. "They picked the wrong guy to mess with when they started messing with me," Courson said of the messing, which local officials believe to be the biggest mistake of the bastards' lives. Courson's future plans for the bastards include doing a serious number on their asses and whaling on them.

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