June 23rd, 2006

Stupid Ass Of The Week: Rick Santorum

Oh, you stupid, loathsome shitstain...

Santorum: We Found the WMD

Sen. Rick Santorum (R-PA) took to the microphone today to announce a shocking discovery — that WMD have been found in Iraq:

"Congressman Hoekstra and I are here today to say that we have found weapons of mass destruction in Iraq, chemical weapons. … Since 2003, coalition forces have recovered approximately 500 weapons munitions which contain degraded mustard or sarin nerve agent. Despite many efforts to locate and destroy Iraq’s pre-Gulf War chemical munitions, filled and unfilled pre-Gulf War chemical munitions are assessed to still exist."

See also: Defense Department Disavows Santorum’s WMD Claims

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