December 8th, 2005

Deconstructing Marguerite

Self professed 'God Warrior' Marguerite Perrin
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Someone suggested I look for a repeat on TV of this reality show where families swap their spouses, it's white trash television at its finest. Not intersted in this tittilating kind of bullshit, I dismissed it until I ran across this clip on Crooks & Liars. For reasons borne of boredom and curiousity, I decided to watch. You cannot make this stuff up, I swear! I have a live one here ladies and germs - and Jesus H. Koresh is she a crackpot. At first I could hardly breathe as I was screaming laughing, then the humor turned to horror as I'm sure it will with you too. Mostly horrified because she has three daughters that have to live with this, and you'll get to see their reactions to her inane babbling in the video as well - totally confused, and clearly scared.

Marguerite and her family took part in a realityTV show called Trading Spouses: Meet Your New Mommy. Methinks her first mistake was not only whoring herself out but the rest of the family as well. The new Mommy? A new ageist/Wiccan/Pagan type. In Marguerite's God-fearing house. Hear Marguerite's beyond melodramatic return home, replete with hysterics to rival even the brattiest of tantrums from any overindulged celebrity. It's well beyond belief until you actually see it. I cannot remember when I've seen a fundie flip out quite like ol' Marguerite here!

GARGYLES!! RAWR!! SHE'S NOT A CHRISTIANAH! *dies*