August 28th, 2005

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FUCK!

Hurricane Katrina Now Category 5


8/28/2005 7:33 a.m. ET


Hurricane Katrina is now a Category 5 hurricane -- top winds are 160
mph. The pressure dropped to 915 mb at 6 am. Landfall is still expected
Monday.



Well, if'n New Orleans hadn't planned to transform itself into Soddom & Gommorrah next week with Southern Decadence, it might be okay - but God is sending the hurricane to stop those wicked, 3\/1L homasexshuls in they tracks.

I can already hear Pat Robertson, Jerry Falwell, and Fred Phelps saying this.

Lesbians playing in my pants? You bet!

Last night I had about... (many) bottles of hard cider, and I don't know how many shots of Jager. MMMM... Jager... It's about the only time I do shots, and I don't even make the traditional Jager face - it's great. The thing about me & Jager though is it leads to all kinds of amplified behavior on my part. I already have no shame, so just imagine me at a mostly gay pool party with people everywhere.

Before the sun went down, D asked me to take my shirt off and let a photographer friend of ours snap some armpit pics, which I did. It drew lots of attention and therefore others followed suit. Cut to a few hours and several liquor sammiches later, I'm drunk as hell and there are lesbians who love gay porn (yeah, I know - interesting) asking to see my dick - which of course drew a flock of 'moes pining for a look should I actually drop trou. Naturally, having no shame, I whipped it out for them to play with. I'm actually proud that my friend Jennifer had no qualms whatsoever about playing with my then-nekkid package, I have a new respect for her. Of course, her girlfriend Tanji was looking on horrified and the other lesbian couple were kind of entranced, spellbound that there was actual cock & balls within a foot of their faces, as well as anyone near the pool who happened to be paying attention. D shows up out of nowhere, observes this, kind of rolls his eyes and laughs, and said "Oh hell, here we go!" In retrospect, I should have worn my new adjustable cockring. They probably would have liked that.

Saw lots of old friends, a few cute cubbish types, and lots of twinks and bois - none of which do anything for me at all. We had a great time, only now D has a really bad hangover and I'm sitting vigil over him. I took a B-100 vitamin before bed, which is THE best hangover preventative ever according to Dr. Mike - and it's true, because I feel perfectly fine.

Good times.

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DAMN that's close...

Severe Weather Alert from the National Weather Service

...DADE-WALKER-CATOOSA-WHITFIELD-MURRAY-FANNIN-GILMER-UNION-TOWNS- CHATTOOGA-GORDON-PICKENS-DAWSON-LUMPKIN-WHITE-FLOYD-BARTOW- CHEROKEE-FORSYTH-HALL-BANKS-JACKSON-MADISON-POLK-PAULDING-COBB- NORTH FULTON-GWINNETT-BARROW-CLARKE-OCONEE-OGLETHORPE-WILKES- HARALSON-CARROLL-DOUGLAS-SOUTH FULTON-DEKALB-ROCKDALE-WALTON- NEWTON-MORGAN-GREENE-TALIAFERRO-HEARD-COWETA-FAYETTE-CLAYTON- SPALDING-HENRY-BUTTS-JASPER-PUTNAM-HANCOCK-WARREN-TROUP- MERIWETHER-PIKE-UPSON-LAMAR-MONROE-JONES-BALDWIN-WASHINGTON- GLASCOCK-JEFFERSON-HARRIS-TALBOT-TAYLOR-CRAWFORD-BIBB-TWIGGS- WILKINSON-JOHNSON-EMANUEL-MUSCOGEE-CHATTAHOOCHEE-MARION-SCHLEY- MACON-PEACH-HOUSTON-BLECKLEY-LAURENS-TREUTLEN-STEWART-WEBSTER- SUMTER-DOOLY-CRISP-PULASKI-WILCOX-DODGE-TELFAIR-WHEELER- MONTGOMERY-TOOMBS- INCLUDING THE CITIES OF...CALHOUN...DAHLONEGA...CLEVELAND... ROME...CARTERSVILLE...GAINESVILLE...MARIETTA...ATLANTA... LAWRENCEVILLE...ATHENS...CARROLLTON...DOUGLASVILLE...EAST POINT... DECATUR...CONYERS...COVINGTON...NEWNAN...PEACHTREE CITY... GRIFFIN...MILLEDGEVILLE...MACON...SWAINSBORO...COLUMBUS... WARNER ROBINS...DUBLIN...LUMPKIN...AMERICUS...CORDELE...VIDALIA 155 PM EDT SUN AUG 28 2005

...HURRICANE KATRINA WILL AFFECT NORTH AND CENTRAL GEORGIA MONDAY THROUGH TUESDAY...

HURRICANE KATRINA REMAINS A POWERFUL HURRICANE OVER THE NORTH CENTRAL GULF OF MEXICO. THE LATEST FORECAST TRACK BRINGS KATRINA INLAND OVER NEW ORLEANS LOUISIANA MONDAY MORNING...THEN ACROSS EASTERN MISSISSIPPI AND INTO CENTRAL TENNESSEE BY TUESDAY. ALTHOUGH THE CENTER OF KATRINA WILL BE WELL TO THE WEST OF GEORGIA...NORTH AND CENTRAL GEORGIA WILL SEE AREAS OF HEAVY RAIN AND GUSTY WINDS...BEGINNING MONDAY AND ENDING LATE TUESDAY.

SPIRAL BANDS FROM KATRINA WILL DEVELOP ACROSS PARTS OF WEST CENTRAL GEORGIA MONDAY MORNING AND SPREAD ACROSS THE REST OF NORTH AND CENTRAL GEORGIA MONDAY AFTERNOON. THESE SPIRAL BANDS WILL CONTINUE INTO MONDAY NIGHT AND EARLY TUESDAY. THE RAIN WILL BEGIN TO DIMINISH FROM THE WEST LATE TUESDAY AFTERNOON AND INTO TUESDAY NIGHT. TOTAL RAINFALL AMOUNTS BY TUESDAY NIGHT WILL RANGE FROM 1 TO 2 INCHES ACROSS NORTH AND CENTRAL GEORGIA WITH 2 TO 4 INCHES POSSIBLE IN THE MOUNTAINS.

SOUTH WINDS WILL INCREASE TO 15 TO 20 MPH ACROSS WEST GEORGIA DURING THE DAY MONDAY. BY MONDAY NIGHT...SOUTH WINDS OF 15 TO 20 MPH WITH GUSTS OF 25 TO 30 MPH WILL OCCUR OVER MOST OF CENTRAL AND NORTH GEORGIA...EXCEPT 25 TO 40 MPH IN THE HIGHER ELEVATIONS OF THE MOUNTAINS. THESE WINDS WILL CONTINUE INTO TUESDAY...AND DIMINISH TUESDAY NIGHT....

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