June 10th, 2005

Oh, SNAP!

Harry Reid, not to be usurped by Howard Dean's huge (and I suspect very nice) balls, throws down the gauntlet - then pees ALL OVER IT.
Reid: No documents, no Bolton

Senate Democrats will not allow a vote on President Bush's choice for U.N. ambassador unless the White House hands over records of communications intercepts Bolton sought from the secretive National Security Agency, Minority Leader Harry Reid said Thursday.

"You can't ignore the Senate. We've told them what we've wanted. The ball is in his court," Reid, D-Nevada, told CNN. "If they want John Bolton as ambassador to the United Nations, give us this information. If they don't, there will be no Bolton."

Pride T-Shirts

Okay. I'm making t-shirt designs and I'll be posting them along with a downloadable .pdf of each design in reverse, so you can print them onto transfer paper and have your very own Pride shirt. So far, I have the following ideas/ripoffs:

  • Be Who You Know You Are
  • MUST. FUCK. ASS.
  • These Colors Don't Run - They Jump and Skip (on a rainbow flag)
  • I'll Fuck You Like I Hate You
  • Fuck Me Like You Hate Me
  • I *AM* the American Family Association
  • Love the Heterosexual, Hate Their Sin
  • No Special Rights for Heterosexuals
  • No Heterosexual Marriage
  • Fagulous!
  • I Help Write the Homosexual Agenda: 1. Spend quality time with family 2. Be treated equally 3. Buy milk
  • The Evil Homo Conspiracy - Even Your Dog is on Our Side
  • I'm Here! I'm Queer! Where are the Poppers and Crisco?
  • Coulda, Shoulda, Prada, Honey - JUST COME OUT!
  • Love Your Hair, Hope You Win!
  • Barking the Gospel From That Sidewalk Is Having An Effect, Really.
  • Dip Me in Honey and Feed Me To The Bears
  • You Look Just Like My Future Ex-Girlfriend
  • Be the Change You Wish to See in the World
  • How Much Better Would Things Be if an Intern Would Blow W?
  • Fred Phelps is a Cunt
  • What do your religious beliefs have to do with my rights as an American?

Seen any other interesting slogans?