May 6th, 2005

Memes, Memes, Please Make Them Illegal

Okay.

The indiscriminate meme posting must end. I beg you, please stop. Memes are to LiveJournal what Britney Spears and Ashlee Simpson are to music, understand what I'm saying? That analogy alone should speak volumes on the subject. I've reached the end of my patience with this vapid bullshit, folks. It's mentally carcinogenic at best. Let it be known:

  • NO ONE CARES WHAT KIND OF FUZZY DUCKS & BUNNEHS YOU LIKE.
  • NO ONE CARES WHAT KIND OF GAY "BOI" YOU ARE.
  • NO ONE CARES WHAT MERCHANT IVORY FILM YOU SHOULD BE CAST IN.
  • NO ONE CARES WHAT CARE BEAR YOU MOST IDENTIFY WITH.
  • MORE SPECIFICALLY, I DON'T CARE.

For the betterment of the blogosphere, please cease posting this inane fuckwittage. I have people posting this horrific nonsense inbetween posts of my friends who are in family turmoil, going through a devestating breakup, preparing to bury family members, questioning the validity of new relationships, it goes on - and I really feel stabby each time I see it. The only exception could possibly be the five questions interview thing, which actually is interesting. I was actually planning on that one, since I already got interviewed by 2fruition a while back. If it's remotely interesting, I don't mind so much - but this variety of ridiculous "Which Abercrombie shirt best accentuates my nipples" shite reduces your entire journals to soulless crapfests, and I cannot afford to claw another eye out.

Therefore, I give you the Friday Playlist:

Memers: The Soundtrack For Those Who Meme Mindlessly

A Perfect Circle - The Outsider


Fuel - Untitled


Insane Jane - Your Mouth


Insane Jane - Funtone?


Nine Inch Nails - The Hand That Feeds


Jennifer Nettles Band - Shift


Soul Miner's Daughter - On The Shoulders Of Giants


Concrete Blonde - Jesus Please Forgive Me (For The Things I'm About To Say)


The Deftones - Change (In The House Of Flies)


Filter - Welcome To The Fold


Godsmack - Whatever


Limp Bizkit - My Way


And for those who take me far too seriously, pls to be taking notice of the heavy usage of sarcasm within this post. ;O}