June 2nd, 2004

Today, apparently, is my Monday.

I am in royal bitch mode today. The Ballistic Princess woke up at 12:15AM and insisted I hold her while she slept until 3AM. If I tried to put her back in bed, she'd wait until I got the door closed and start crying. Then, adding insult to injury, she started bitching and screaming at 7AM or so and I was finally awake by then. Well, relatively speaking anyway.

Already I have threatned to club her like a baby seal, pinch her little nose off, and beat her with her own severed arm. She stared blankly at me, told me "Ewe siddy" (translation - "You're silly") and ran in the opposite direction caterwauling like a banshee on fire. The dog started barking incessantly and I threatned to carve her eyeballs out with a spoon - which amused the Ballistic Princess no end.

I'm both sleepy AND tired, which makes for one very grumpy bastard. Please, hold all calls and such today unless there are blood and bruises involved. Or a winning Lotto ticket.
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Sometimes, there aren't enough rocks...

Me: What would you like for lunch, baby?

Avery: Um, Avee ont mannits.

Me:What kind of sandwich do you want?

Avery: Um, WED mannits.

Me: A red sandwich?

Avery: Uh huh!! Wed mannits. WEEEEED MANNNNNNNIIIIIIIIIIIITSSSSSSS!!!!!!

Me: I don't have any red jelly, how 'bout a purple sandwich?

Avery: Pupow mannits? Pupow gape mannits?

Me: Yes - a peanut butter and purple grape jelly sandwich.

Avery: ENUT BUTTOW DELLY TIME!! ::dances::

Me: (laughing) Where he at? Where he at?

Avery: (still dancing) AIRY GO!! AIRY GO!

Me: What do you want to eat with your sandwich?

Avery: Um... ::thoughtful look:: Ont agobees.

Me: You want strawberries?

Avery: Uh huh, agobees. And gapes, and amanoes.

Me: Strawberries and grapes and tomatoes?

Avery: Uh huh, and boo agobees.

Me: Blueberries too? Wow, you must REALLY be hungry today!

Avery: (emphatically) UH HUH!

Me: Alright, here you go - eat it all up!

Avery: Okay, I eat it all gone gone. :grubs out::

Me: Slow down, Avery - take a breath now and then!

Avery: (defiantly) No!! Go 'way! ::points to livingroom door, orders me out of kitchen::

Me: ::runs for life::

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Just when you thought it was safe to assume that stupid people had stopped breeding....... ____anti_gay

Go and see for yourself, I've already posted a response and am sincerely hoping that whatever wayward sperm was responsible for this will answer. It goes by _fluz_, and also has another community called x_out_sodomy which is just as moronic.

Fucking stupid people, I swear. If there were any such thing as God, stupidity would cause cancer. That would be benevolence.

Edit:

There's more! _anti_gay_, run by the cunting killing_happy! Notice the staggering number of white supremacists in these communities...

Also, since I suspect she's going to delete my comment, here it is in full:

In this initial post, you make several baseless assertions, but the one that screams the loudest for me was "There are many many reasons homosexuality is wrong and most of them aren't even religious reasons." I, and I'm certain many others as well, would like for you to expound on this if you would be so kind. If not, then I believe it is safe to say that it is, in fact, nothing more than a baseless assertion. Then maybe you will be kind enough to expound on this little gem: "DO NOT try to state that homosexuality is normal or natural. The only time people are born homosexual is when they have a mental illness." and where you might cite one fact based scrap of evidence to support such an asinine claim.