October 2nd, 2003

News Headlines/My Rebuttals

Report: U.S. must revamp image in Muslim world. The quickest way to do that is to vote Bush the hell out of office. 'Nuff said.

Rush Limbaugh Resigns From ESPN. Yeah, well you make inflammatory comments that are clearly targeted towards a person's race when you're a conservative and you're basically fucking yourself. Consider the race of the camera guy filming your stupid ass and the producer on the floor before you go shooting off your mouth next time. In all honesty though, I think Rush Limbaugh is scum and I'll gladly accept any opportunity to jump on the bandwagon to mock him.

California Law Undermines Air Safety. What the fuck is THIS? Granting illegal immigrants driver's liscenses? Come on now, it cannot just be me - is this dumbassedness at it's governmental best, or what?

Dr. Laura Tells Women: Just Do It. This cunt is more insane than the stupid motherfuckers that listen to her like she's speaking from a flaming shrub. This is perhaps the single most offensive thing I've heard in at least a month. WHY do people listen to this bitch?

New Schwarzenegger allegations; 6 women accuse actor of harassment over past 30 years. I don't know about you, but I ALWAYS wait until someone is running for public office before I decide to go public with the past 30 fucking years of misery I've suffered at the hands of this horrible bum-grabber. He ::snif snif:: told me "I'll be back..." but he never even called! ::wails for the cameras:: Oh fuck off you sad twats, just FUCK OFF!!

Today I finish painting Haley's bathroom and getting the room ready for this weekend's slumber party. She's going to be 12 years old tomorrow. Okay, my hairline just receded a little more after I read that last sentence. Saturday we're having her birthday party at Speakeasy and then later that night the house will be crawling with 10 little prepubescent, awkward giggly goofy girls. And just to make it interesting and to keep Cole from feeling too left out, we're inviting his best friend Hayden over to spend the night as well. The way I figure it, if we can keep them all engaged and actively participate in the ensuing shenanigans then I risk little chance of being driven up the wall. Actually, I'm looking forward to it as Haley knows I will cut the proverbial fool in a hot minute and keep everyone entertained. I will, however, be sleeping with earplugs in my ears that night as Haley's room is directly next door to mine. That and I have to be up at 0-dark-30 to bake 3 dozen cinnamon rolls for breakfast on Sunday.

Fun fun!!