July 14th, 2003

I Don't Like Mondays...

I am in the worst mood. I had really fucked up dreams last night, I slept for shit because my body is all tense today, I am nauseous and I have a headache. Add this to the fact that it is all gloomy outside and I just really feel like poo.

I wished it would rain all day long and the house was already cleaned and empty of any living being. Then I could just sleep all day and wake up tomorrow and everything would be normal. Today is a day best spent alone and with nothing to do, with it thundering, lightning, and raining outside and an endless cup of chamomile tea on my nightstand that would never get cold. Today I feel fed up and disgusted with everything. Today I wave a white flag at any annoying person who crosses my path, just so they will continue on their merry way and leave me alone.

Put it this way - if Jeff Buckley were alive and I had the opportunity to meet him today, I'd just as soon stay in bed. Yeah. That pretty much sums it up.
  • Current Music
    Call & Answer - Barenaked Ladies

If I Were....

If I were a month I would be: October
If I were a day of the week I would be: Friday
If I were a time of day I would be: 7:30AM
If I were a planet I would be: Saturn
If I were a sea animal I would be: Dude the sea turtle
If I were a direction I would be: forward
If I were a piece of furniture I would be: a trunk
If I were a sin I would be: wrath
If I were a historical figure I would be: Maxfield Parrish
If I were a liquid I would be: 18 year old single malt scotch
If I were a stone, I would be: a river rock
If I were a tree, I would be: a peach tree
If I were a bird, I would be: a duck
If I were a tool, I would be: Maynard
If I were a flower/plant, I would be: a sunflower
If I were a kind of weather, I would be: a storm
If I were a mythical creature: God
If I were a musical instrument: a Rickenbacker
If I were an animal, I would be: a pug
If I were a color, I would be: cobalt blue
If I were a vegetable, I would be: asparagus
If I were a sound, I would be: rushing water
If I were an element, I would be: Mercury
If I were a song, I would be: In Your Eyes - Peter Gabriel
If I were a movie, I would be directed by: Amy Heckerling
If I were a book, I would be written by: Pat Conroy
If I were a food, I would be: Pasta Puttanesca
If I were a place, I would be: Amelia Island, Florida
If I were a material, I would be: crushed velvet
If I were a scent, I would be: Carolina Herrera for men
If I were a religion, I would be: I wouldn't
If I were a word, I would be: Goddamnit
If I were an object, I would be: a shadow box
If I were a body part I would be: Javy Lopez's right hand
If I were a facial expression I would be: a smirk
If I were a subject in school I would be: music appreciation
If I were a cartoon character I would be: Snoopy
If I were a shape I would be a: rhombus
If I were a number I would be: 3
If I were a letter I would be: M
  • Current Music
    Brought Again - Insane Jane