May 15th, 2003

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Total Eclipse of Moon to Occur Thursday

Lawsuit dropped as Oreo looks to drop the fat...


Okay, forgetting for a moment that this entire bullshit argument is nothing more than a lame, weak minded attempt to legitimize the REAL problem - that would be not parenting your child to begin with and letting them have whatever unhealthy food THEY want to have, have we forgotten about this?:



Hello people, get your heads OUT of your stupid asses and pick legitimate battles to fight. Organize your time, get out in the yard with your kids and play. It's not like you all couldn't use the exercise. Get your kids away from a television, off the computer, and away from the mind numbing video games. We are bringing up entire generations of dumb, unexercised, morbidly obese kids - and why? Because you fucking lazy assed parents cannot be bothered to do your fucking jobs! You let them be ruined by indulging them too much, they rot their brains and creativity in front of TV, video games, and computers all day long, and you look the other way like it isn't your responsibility. And if you think this is about freedom to choose and want to make it an argument about living in a democratic society, then go get fucked. Before you pull that bullshit on me, ask yourself if you are within your ideal healthy weight for your height and age. Do you get enough exercise to justify eating crap all of the time? No? Yeah - I thought not. Go piss up a rope.

Due for release: The Eminem video game


Yes kids, you TOO can live a life of bad examples and allusions to murder scenarios! Be a "good" father to a daughter while constantly going on and on about how much you hate her mother and recording songs about beating and killing her in all kinds of ways! Please, give me a fucking break. Admittedly, I dig his music, but then I'm 32 years old and not a child with a PS2 or a Game Cube - or one of the parents of a child like I described earlier who could give a damn about their physical and emotional well being.


I
HATE
STUPID
PEOPLE!

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Thanks to charliekeenjr for a heads up on this one...

To: Our Elected Officials

On Thursday, July 12, 2001 the group, Alliance for Marriage, announced their proposal for a CONSTITUTIONAL AMENDMENT entitled "The Federal Marriage Amendment." The purpose of this amendment, according to the AFM, is to strengthen American families and reintegrate the role of a strong father figure. Realistically, though, this is a thinly veiled attempt to federally ban gay marriages in the US. According to the Alliance for Family, this Amendment would add the following two sentences to our Constitution:

"Marriage in the United States shall consist only of the union of a man and a woman."

"Neither this Constitution or the constitution of any state, nor state or federal law, shall be construed to require that marital status or the legal incidents thereof be conferred upon unmarried couples or groups."


This would eliminate Vermont's Civil Union bill and the future that ANY states have to institute a similar bill. This could also leave the door open to the abolition of domestic partner benefits in the future.
NOW is not the time to take steps BACK in reinforcing and embracing diversity in our country. Nor is it the time to give in to groups who are trying to hide behind the wall of "Family Values" when they are undermining the very root of it. They are not only seeking to destroy loving couples and families, but they are asking you to be the enforcers in violating basic human rights of your gay tax payers and voters.

So, please DO NOT give in to such a blatant attempt to discriminate against EQUAL citizens of this country.

Sincerely,


The Undersigned

Click the above link to add your signature to the petition...

WHOA...

Miami agency cuts funding for Boy Scouts

::dances a jig::

Thanks to docjohnboy for this perk!

Also, I read this and have been screaming laughing for like 10 minutes now easily:

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