December 3rd, 2002

Maynard Is My Jesus

WASHINGTON — The Supreme Court said Monday it would consider whether states can punish homosexuals for having sex, a case that tests the constitutionality of sodomy laws in 13 states. In related news, those with common sense employ base logic by opting to stay out of the bedrooms of consenting adults worldwide. For which I love them.

Nearly 200 come down with stomach virus on fifth cruise liner to be afflicted... Hence reason #2,946 why you will never catch my big ass on a cruise ship. Wait a tick... What's this? Here's Reason #2,947! Well I'll be damned!

Just when you thought it was safe to measure something, CNN makes public that "...the meter is a crock" and other assertions in their story on Why the metric system is wrong.

Not a lot going on to report, it's just another Tuesday.

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