CDC: Most still don't get enough exercise; continue American 'Lazy As Hell' tradition...
Parents: Work hinders quality time with kids; providing for families linked to raising spoiled, no-good kids...
Frozen pizza gets new USDA requirements, now expected to contain at least 1 of the 4 food groups...
Test tube babies, 25 years later; "Someone for God's sake open a fucking window!"
Vigil held for 10 commandments monument hopes to convince Ala. leaders that monument should not be removed; participants blast selections from "Songs-4-Life" cd whilst swaying with closed eyes and outstretched arms, tactic corny enough to make 'em cave in soon enough...