Me: I'll bet you WANT to see her boobs, don't you Cole...
Cole: NO!! GROSS!! BOOBS!! ACK!! STOP IT!!
Me: (singing) You wanna see Britney's boooooobs, you wanna see Britney's booooooobs...
Cole: NO I DON'T!! STOP IT!!
Me: (more singing)
Maggie: Cole, didn't you used to tell us you wanted to marry her?
Cole: Yes, I used to say that a long time ago.
Me: Hey Cole, you know what happens if you marry Britney Spears?
Cole: What?
Me: YOU ALSO MARRY HER BOOOOOOBS!!!!!
Cole, cracking up: Hey, you just made me pee myself!
All three of us: BWAHAHAHA!!!