Brad Smith (jesus_h_biscuit) wrote,
Brad Smith
jesus_h_biscuit

Lunchtime banter at my house..

Cole: Britney Spears wears belly shirts all the time, you can almost see her boobs they're so short.

Me: I'll bet you WANT to see her boobs, don't you Cole...

Cole: NO!! GROSS!! BOOBS!! ACK!! STOP IT!!

Me: (singing) You wanna see Britney's boooooobs, you wanna see Britney's booooooobs...

Cole: NO I DON'T!! STOP IT!!

Me: (more singing)

Maggie: Cole, didn't you used to tell us you wanted to marry her?

Cole: Yes, I used to say that a long time ago.

Me: Hey Cole, you know what happens if you marry Britney Spears?

Cole: What?

Me: YOU ALSO MARRY HER BOOOOOOBS!!!!!

Cole, cracking up: Hey, you just made me pee myself!

All three of us: BWAHAHAHA!!!
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