Brad Smith (jesus_h_biscuit) wrote,
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Another reason why Maggie is the coolest white woman in the world

The following is an email sent to a KKK administrator in Texas by my best friend Maggie:

Subj: Information on the Texas Knights
Date: 8/7/2003 10:30:38 PM Eastern Daylight Time
From: Maggie Stephens

Hi there,

I just finished watching a great special on the history of the KKK and thought I would peruse a few websites to see what the current ideology is. One major flaw in your reasoning however, is that other species stay segregated, so whites and blacks and other races should as well.

Since you obviously don't have any scientists working for you, please allow me to enlighten you on one small point. Cheetahs and tigers don't mate because THEY CAN'T. They are different genus and species according to the taxonomic classification system, thus making it genetically unfeasable.

My advice is to be informed about what you believe in. If you don't know the facts behind your beliefs, you just wind up looking stupid(er).

Peace and enlightenment,
Maggie Stephens

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