Brad Smith (jesus_h_biscuit) wrote,
Brad Smith

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If I Were....

If I were a month I would be: October
If I were a day of the week I would be: Friday
If I were a time of day I would be: 7:30AM
If I were a planet I would be: Saturn
If I were a sea animal I would be: Dude the sea turtle
If I were a direction I would be: forward
If I were a piece of furniture I would be: a trunk
If I were a sin I would be: wrath
If I were a historical figure I would be: Maxfield Parrish
If I were a liquid I would be: 18 year old single malt scotch
If I were a stone, I would be: a river rock
If I were a tree, I would be: a peach tree
If I were a bird, I would be: a duck
If I were a tool, I would be: Maynard
If I were a flower/plant, I would be: a sunflower
If I were a kind of weather, I would be: a storm
If I were a mythical creature: God
If I were a musical instrument: a Rickenbacker
If I were an animal, I would be: a pug
If I were a color, I would be: cobalt blue
If I were a vegetable, I would be: asparagus
If I were a sound, I would be: rushing water
If I were an element, I would be: Mercury
If I were a song, I would be: In Your Eyes - Peter Gabriel
If I were a movie, I would be directed by: Amy Heckerling
If I were a book, I would be written by: Pat Conroy
If I were a food, I would be: Pasta Puttanesca
If I were a place, I would be: Amelia Island, Florida
If I were a material, I would be: crushed velvet
If I were a scent, I would be: Carolina Herrera for men
If I were a religion, I would be: I wouldn't
If I were a word, I would be: Goddamnit
If I were an object, I would be: a shadow box
If I were a body part I would be: Javy Lopez's right hand
If I were a facial expression I would be: a smirk
If I were a subject in school I would be: music appreciation
If I were a cartoon character I would be: Snoopy
If I were a shape I would be a: rhombus
If I were a number I would be: 3
If I were a letter I would be: M

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