It's Official, I'm More Whacked Out Than Previously Thought
I had a really odd dream last night. I have no idea where this one came from, but that's the case with most of them. I was having dinner in some restaurant, I have no idea what kind or type of food, and was served a huge, steaming bowl of soup. I got my soup spoon to stir it with before tasting it to see just how hot it was, and there were five fucking piranhas in it! Live ones! They were all laying on their sides and snapping at the spoon with these garish teeth and flopping around in the bowl. At first I was a little freaked out, then I thought "What are the odds?" So I called the waiter over to the table and said "Dude, there are piranha in my soup..." This yahoo looks at me with no expressio and replies "No sir, those would be Red Bellied Pacu." and I woke up.