Brad Smith (jesus_h_biscuit) wrote,
Brad Smith

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Recent Cole-oquialisms

This kid, I swear... How is it possible he's only 6 years old and in Kindergarten?

"Samantha from my class said she liked me, and she wanted to mawy me. I told hoy that she couldn't mawy me AND Johnny. Today on the playground, she told me she wanted just to mawy me. I fell in love all ovuh again."

"This toy is for babies, man! ...(muttering to himself while walking away) Excuse me, but am I foy yeows old? No!"

"Aunt Amy said that when the sky is pink that means the angels in heaven aye baking cookies. That is the most stupidest thing I have evow hoyd, and I told hoy that too. I said 'When the sky is pink, that means the sun is setting!'"

(To a whining baby sister) "What is UP wif you, girl?"

(giggling) "Dude, yoye killing me here!"

Cole: "I am nevuh playing wif that toy again."
Me: "Why is that?"
Cole: "'Cause it's lame, dog."

Me: "You are one of the funniest people I know, man!"
Cole, totally straightfaced and aiming a pop gun at my head: "Don't make me use this..."

"Gwandmommy said she saw something on the news about a naked man on the loose in a black Toyota. Sissy & me went outside and I saw a black Honda and I thought to myself 'Holy Sit! I'm shoye glad that's not a Toyota!'"
Tags: cole-oquialisms, kids
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