Brad Smith (jesus_h_biscuit) wrote,
Brad Smith
jesus_h_biscuit

Almost Forgot...

This one's for Renea:

One of our dinner guests on Friday (who works at Tom's Foods) turned to me at dinner and matter of factly said "So this guy at work fell into the nougat the other day..." Once I regained my composure and ceased laughing wine out of my nose I replied "How many Peanut Logs got rammed up his ass before they caught him?"

Also, there was another great quote:

"ACK!! BOOBIES!!"
- thedigitalghost
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