Several Thousand Underfed, Overwhelmed Iraqi Troops Surrender
This man has indeed posed a very real threat to the world, our country in particular. He not only keeps his people subserviant and impoverished while living the high life himself, but sends underfed soldiers in ratty t-shirts to do his bidding. Say what you will about how unfair we are for our part, but when "the enemy"'s own people meet allied troops in the streets begging for food, welcoming them in, and embracing the prospect of liberation, I dare you to defend Saddam Hussein.
::draws a comparison to any televangelist who does the same::