Stupid motherfucker didn't learn how to use a motherfucking period (that means the end of a fucking sentence, dumbshit) until half way through his diatribe, and even then didn't use it half the time. Moron.
As an editor, I so wish I could actually get away with sending this to a few of my reporters. But not as badly as I wish I could send it to some select PR hacks who I know for a fact are paid twice what I make ...
That almost left me speechless. That's a whole lot a bile for a victimless crime. Of course this is coming from the super dyslexic typographical queen. I don't do any of those things above, but I do unfortunately make lots of other mistakes when I type.
