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23rd-Mar-2010 01:58 pm
Double Barrelled
This morning I was awoken by my alarm clock powered by electricity generated by the public power monopoly regulated by the US Department of Energy. I then took a shower in the clean water provided by the municipal water utility. After that, I turned on the TV to one of the FCC regulated channels to see what the National Weather Service of the National Oceanographic and Atmospheric ADministration determined the weather was going to be like using satellites designed, built, and launched by the National Aeronautics and Space Administration. I watched this while eating my breakfast of US Department of Agriculture inspected food and taking the drugs which have been determined as safe by the Food & Drug Administration.

At the appropriate time as regulated by the US Congress and kept accurate by the National Institute of Standards & Technology and the US Naval Observatory, I get into my National Highway Traffic Safety Administration approved automobile and set out to work on the roads built by the local, state, and federal departments of transportation, possibly stopping to purchase additional fuel of a quality level determined by the Environmental Protection Agency, using legal tender issued by the Federal Reserve Bank. On the way out the door I deposit any mail I have to be sent out via the US Postal Service and drop the kids off at the public school.

After work, I drive my NHTSA car back home on the DOT roads, to a house which has not burned down in my absence because of the state and local building codes and the fire marshal's inspection, which has not been plundered of all its valuables thanks to the local police department.

I then log on to the internet which was developed by the Defense Advanced Research Projects Administration and post on freerepublic.com, Fox News forums, and intowncolumbus.com about how SOCIALISM in medicine is BAD because the government can't do anything right.


Source: Internet forum, with a hat tip to my friend Jason. Pass this along to everyone you think needs to read it.
23rd-Mar-2010 09:19 pm (UTC) - Hey Bebe!
And here is open letter I think you will enjoy.
24th-Mar-2010 01:59 am (UTC) - Re: Hey Bebe!
Awesome! Posting that to my Facebook ... nice little comeback to all of the Anti-Obama this, that and whatever else sentiments coming from my friends!
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24th-Mar-2010 12:07 am (UTC)
Hmm, I think "your retarded" accurately captures the zeitgeist of the era.
23rd-Mar-2010 10:10 pm (UTC)
All excellent points. XD

And I'm totally passing this around.

Edited at 2010-03-23 10:15 pm (UTC)
24th-Mar-2010 02:10 am (UTC)
23rd-Mar-2010 10:17 pm (UTC)

I got this link from amethystfirefly up there, and I've been laughing ever since!
23rd-Mar-2010 10:22 pm (UTC)
Damn socialists! How dare they make it easy for their opponents to get online and bitch about it?
23rd-Mar-2010 10:34 pm (UTC)
I do love you and your sense of humour :-) Shared this on my facebook and myspace pages ...
23rd-Mar-2010 10:35 pm (UTC)
Shared on Facebook as this is exactly it.
23rd-Mar-2010 11:50 pm (UTC)
24th-Mar-2010 01:09 am (UTC)
I LOVE THIS!!! Thank you for posting it.
24th-Mar-2010 10:52 am (UTC)
thank you thank you - I have uses for this.
24th-Mar-2010 10:59 am (UTC) - Say No to Socialism
Thank you thank you..... this kicks ass.
24th-Mar-2010 05:12 pm (UTC) - thats what i said
It's funny how people take things for granted eh? :) thanks
28th-Mar-2010 03:51 am (UTC)
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