This little girl named Samantha in his class has a crush on him, and while I was standing there talking to the teacher, she leaned over and kissed him on the cheek and hugged him goodbye. Then, in what was probably an even bigger shock, she smiled at him and sweetly said, "Bye, Daddy!"
::watches self fly around the room like a freakin' popped balloon, picks self up off of floor::
He was pimpin' that shit out, too! Cole is a mack!!