Brad Smith (jesus_h_biscuit) wrote,
Brad Smith

BEST FOX NEWS INTERVIEW EVAR!!!!11!!!!!!!1oneoneone

Borgnine Blushes, But He’s on to Something
The 91-year-old actor sent the cast of Fox and Friends into a juvenile tizzy this week when he revealed the key to his longevity: “I masturbate a lot.” Don’t snicker. The health benefits of auto-eroticism have been well documented, yet modesty prevents many adults from discussing such matters.


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