Brad Smith (jesus_h_biscuit) wrote,
Brad Smith
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Writer's Block: Six-Word Story

Hemingway was once challenged to write a story in only six words. His response? “For sale: baby shoes, never worn.” He is believed to have called it his greatest literary work ever. Can you write a story in six words?

YOU - go die in a fire.
-or-
GIVE. ME. THOSE. FUCKING. SHOES. BETCH.

I know I didn't write that one, but still - it works.

Satisfied, betches? I was half asleep, gimme a break!
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