| Dear BBC News, I'm tempted to ask you "WHAT THE FUCK, BBC NEWS? This story? Seriously?" Then it came upon me that you, who delight in mocking stupid Americans (and know this - my hat is off to you for that), did this deliberately to show your fellow countrymen and others "Oh crikey, another bleedin' yank it at it again. Honestly, how is it that they do not accidentally kill themselves more often?" and it smacked of mockery. I rely on you for the majority of the actual news I seek, so I was temporarily taken aback.
If this was meant in the spirit of mocking the stupid, I respect that. If it was being posted on the front page as a valid news story, then NO TEA FOR YOU FOR THE WHOLE WEEKEND. Don't make take away crumpets and treacle as well. *ominous glare* Bangers & mash,  jesus_h_biscuit |
The BBC's tongue-in-cheekness makes me laugh at times. I particularly liked this bit: "A local retailer said that Mr Walendowski might now have difficulty getting his lawn mower repaired."
All I can tell you is that all the politicians, sleeze merchants and n'eer do wells have gone on holiday as of yesterday .. so we have none of our own news to write about :)
Good day to you sire, and I'm sure normal service will be resumed shortly.
Might makes right, it's the American way!
"Anything not factory recommended would void the warranty," said Dick Wagner, of Wagner's Garden Mart in Milwaukee.
Oh lord I can't breathe...