douchebag Pronunciation: \'düsh 'bag\ Function: noun Etymology:. French, from Italian doccia, from docciare to douche, from doccia water pipe, probably back-formation from doccione conduit, from Latin duction-, ductio means of conveying water, from ducere to lead
1 (douche) a: a jet or current of liquid (as a cleansing solution) directed against or into a bodily part or cavity (as the vagina) b: an act of cleansing with a douche. 2. An individual who has an over-inflated sense of self worth, compounded by a low level of intellegence, behaving ridiculously in front of colleagues with no sense of how moronic he appears. 3. Someone who has surpassed the levels of jerk and asshole, however not yet reached fucker or motherfucker.
1. You are a douchebag. 2. I hate douchebags.
Douchebag Du Jour | Rep. James Fagan (D-Massachusetts) Why He's A Douchebag | A Taunton criminal defense attorney, Fagan recently argued on the House floor against Jessica's Law, a measure that would set mandatory minimum sentences for child rapists. Crimes Of Douchebaggery | "Let me tell you why it's so wrong," said Fagan (D-Taunton). "It's so wrong because in these situations . . . that 6-year-old is going to sit in front of me, or somebody far worse than me and I'm going to rip them apart. I'm going to make sure that the rest of their life is ruined. That when they're 8 years old they throw up; when they're 12 years old, they won't sleep. When they're 19 years old they'll have nightmares and they'll never have a relationship with anybody. And that's not because I'm a nice guy. That's because when you're in court, and you're defending somebody's liberty, and you're facing a mandatory sentence of those draconian proportions, you have to do every single thing you can do on behalf of your client. That is your obligation as a trial lawyer." Most Recent Display Of Flagrant Douchebaggery | See video below. Mark Lunsford, the father of a slain Florida girl pushing for mandatory prison time for child rapists in the Bay State, weighs in here.