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24th-May-2008 09:13 pm
Go Obey Your Husband You Stupid Republic
I'm no big fan of Rachel Ray. She's annoying and her constant little catchphrases give me gout. Enough "Get a little EVOO action goin' on here/YUMMO!/How good does THAT look?" and I start thinking "cut it out and just cook, ya bitch, or murder will be done." I do enjoy her magazine when I'm reading it at my sister's place, and her cookbooks are kinda interesting takes on standard meal fare, but I don't hate her. Not like my culinary hero Anthony Bourdain does, anyway.

Well, apparently she did an ad for Dunkin Donuts in which she's wearing what appears to be some sort of ragggedy assed looking scarf thingy around her neck. Looks a little funky, but she's a little on the bohemian side of the mainstream, so it works. Whatever. The Right-Wing shitstains/fucknuts/cuntzillas have all bandied together and decided that she's wearing a keffiyeh and for that - Rachel Ray must die. No, I'm not making this up:
Charles Johnson of Little Green Footballs:
Mainstreaming Terrorism to Sell Donuts

Of course, the fact that terrorists and terror sympathizers explicitly say that the kaffiyeh is a symbol of Palestinian “resistance” doesn’t get in the way of their ignorant mockery.
Michelle Malkin:
Of donuts and dumb celebrities

I’m hoping her hate couture choice was spurred more by ignorance than ideology.

Is Ray’s blunder worth boycotting DD over? I’ll be interested to hear the company’s take. At this point, I’m going to give the management the benefit of the doubt. They have braved boycott threats and attacks over their lonely, principled stance against illegal immigration. Given their pro-rule of law, America first position, I highly doubt the executive offices are filled with moonbats who endorse Ray’s keffiyeh chic.
Pam Gellar:

Have you seen Rachel Ray wearing the icon of Yasser Arfatbastard and the bloody Islamic jihad. This is part of the cultural jihad.

I am sure if you live in an urban area as I do, you are seeing these icons of genocide on your city streets with increasing frequency. I know I am. TIME TO MAKE THE JIHAD!

Anyone got the contact numbers of these dhimmis

We have to complain toDunkin Donuts or contact Rachael Ray.

They must be made aware of what that symbol stands for: murdering Jews.

So, Malkin - how's that gig subbing for O'Reilly going? AWWWWWW!!! My bad. Get fucked, Michelle - when even Bill O'Reilly thinks you're a fucking joke, it's time to wake the fuck up. Or kill yourself, either way.

Johnson finishes his post with this gem: "I thought my point was obvious: this kind of promotion of an acknowledged, well-known symbol of terrorism is not a good thing. I didn’t say Dunkin’ Donuts or Rachael Ray had “terrorist ties,” or that “all Palestinians are terrorists,” but that never stops these people from deliberately misconstruing my points." Um, no, bitch - you're the one helping to incite this bullshit, so stop crying foul when we call you out on it.

Pam's comments to her post are giving her shit, and rightfully so. She's a koorvah! She's a tramp...

SilentPatriot has more.
25th-May-2008 01:17 am (UTC)
Nothing says Jihad like Dunkin Donuts.
25th-May-2008 01:27 am (UTC) - Every...Week..with..a..Different..Boyfriend

25th-May-2008 01:29 am (UTC)
25th-May-2008 02:25 am (UTC)
That is some batfuckery right there. Are they so bereft of material they're seizing upon THIS now?
25th-May-2008 03:17 am (UTC)
[shakes head sadly]
25th-May-2008 03:19 am (UTC)
If I wasn't vegan I'd go buy a box of donuts right now to show solidarity for the Palestinians.
25th-May-2008 06:36 am (UTC)

Headline of the year. Fucking WOW.
25th-May-2008 09:35 am (UTC)
I initially read about this on Wonkette where they were talking about Michelle Malkin, and I thought they HAD to be joking... until I followed the link to her blog and read her nonsense for myself. Conservatives are REALLY aching for something to bitch about these days.

P.S. I'm adding you because you were suggested to me by a friend, and I like what you have to say.
25th-May-2008 12:59 pm (UTC)
Yannow... the scarf is rather unattractive, but I see twenty like it every day in the store... People are so paranoid that they're looking for Satan behind every tree errr donut.

Morons! Absolute Morons!
25th-May-2008 04:38 pm (UTC)
Geez! Sometimes you get the impression that these right-wingers have to MAKE SHIT UP to get outraged about. It's ridiculous (meaning something that really ought to be ridiculed)!

25th-May-2008 06:26 pm (UTC) - Fatwa fashions!
Those used to be sold on the streets of NYC in the '80's. Christ, we all had one. Even STING wore one. I had a blue and white and a red and white. I think I still have them. They were cottony and cozy, and if you found yourself caught up in an unexpected sand storm, why they were the dog's bullocks.

I guess I can't wear my awesome Afghanistan rebel hat no more neither. THAT was a wooly delight in Chicago's winters. I got that in '92 or '93 through that catalog store that what's-her-name from Seinfeld worked for. J Peterman? Something like that. Yep. Authentic Afghanistan rebel hats.
25th-May-2008 11:13 pm (UTC)
So I guess we're going back to call it "Freedom Blend" coffee instead of "Arabica blend" or something silly like that. Idiots them all, but so powerless are we to stop them... because if we tried, we'd be "thoroughly un-American."
26th-May-2008 12:25 am (UTC)
I'm just waiting for them to claim that Al Gebra is a threat.

27th-May-2008 02:07 am (UTC)
Uh, it's a scarf.

I fucking hate the world.
29th-May-2008 11:03 am (UTC)
http://www.smh.com.au/interactive/2008/world/kaffiyeh/index.html - slideshow with audio commentary on the use of kaffiyeh
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