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22nd-May-2008 11:07 am
Lamb Of God
Check it out - God Hates Goths. & Harry Potter. & retards. & women.

Also, shrimp. & figs. Sweden. Republicans. Reno. Elves. Math. WBC. Cleveland sports. Globes. Furries. Ireland. Rags. Barbers. Christians. Amputees. Crustaceans (apparently not just shrimp). Lots of stuff.

But mostly just fags.
22nd-May-2008 03:23 pm (UTC)

so goths are more dangerous to children than pedophiles
and being that (according to the more *shall we say* UNINTELLIGENT among the christians) all pedophiles are gay people...
that means that GOTHS are more dangerous than GAYS!!!


(but what if you're a gay goth?)
22nd-May-2008 03:25 pm (UTC)
Dunno - I'm working on a response about gay goths where the favored children are either black or black hearted, but it's not done yet - still working on it!
22nd-May-2008 03:29 pm (UTC)
and i also love how they cherry pick various bible verses to prove their point... (as they do)
give me five minutes and i'm sure i can find some bible verses that would damn just about every christian alive today, much less the people associated with this silly little site

it shouldn't amaze me what people with a bible and time on their hands will come up with
and yet somehow it still does amaze me
22nd-May-2008 03:30 pm (UTC)
Do I have to appreciate every last stupid cathedral that gets built for Me? Hell no. I don’t have to do a Me-Damned thing except stay white and never die.

22nd-May-2008 03:38 pm (UTC)
Yeah. Why won't God heal amputees?
22nd-May-2008 03:46 pm (UTC)
God sure wastes a lot of energy hating.

22nd-May-2008 05:51 pm (UTC)
Nail on the head comment! ditto this one!! I wouldnt' think God hates at all!
22nd-May-2008 03:49 pm (UTC)
Gotta be a parody site. Right? RIGHT????
22nd-May-2008 04:13 pm (UTC)
God also hates vaginas apparently lol - http://godhatesvaginas.com/
22nd-May-2008 04:32 pm (UTC)
Umm...the God Hates Reno site is actually nothing to do with crazy Christians. In fact, it is a response to the Westboro Baptist Church's statement after their failed protest and remarks on the recent rapes & murder.

And after looking GHR over it is pretty interesting since the website highlights a lot of independent and lesser known businesses/organizations.

Just so ya know.
22nd-May-2008 05:20 pm (UTC)
God dammit I didn't realize this was a joke until I wrote them an email. Wasted time. >:(
22nd-May-2008 05:22 pm (UTC)
Absolute best line:

I hope you will find much comfort in the message of hope and inspiration our website offers.

Yeah, the all caps and screaming headlines are giving me soooo much comfort, LOLZ!

Awesome parody site.
22nd-May-2008 06:04 pm (UTC)
Found this on a forum:
To inform everyone you can stop all the hatemails b/c I have some good news about godhatesgoth.com that site is a fake and so are its Parents Against Goths Movement, God's Hammer Baptist Church in Mass., and so is Rev. RG Green. I have done some Googling (dont know if that is a real word or not) and looked on zabasearch.com and intelius.com for RG Green and there is no record of any RG Green in Mass. Also here is a direct copy and paste from the site located on the folllowing url http://godhatesgoths.com/_wsn/page9.html and the text that this originally comes from at the bottom of the page and is typed in small light blue text.

DISCLAIMER : The Godhatesgoths website, Parents Against Goth Movement and Gods Hammer Baptist Church are complete works of fiction. It is a satire/parody. When you use godhatesgoths.com you are agreeing and consenting to our terms and conditions of use which we, at our sole discretion, may change in any way at any time. Furthermore we do not guarantee that any of the materials or articles or content on this site will contain no errors, nor that they will be accurate in the slightest. Nor do we state that we agree in anyway with any of the content or views or beliefs within these articles, or with the fictional views of the fictional character Rev RG Green, or any of his fictional followers or fictional members of his fictional Church. This site is meant to be viewed as black humor, parody and satire on very real people and organisations out there, who DO think goth and metal is the devil's music. For more information on people who really are speaking out against rock and goth music please view our resources section. For our complete terms and conditions please email us, and we will be pleased to supply them in full. Thank you and i hope you enjoy our site.

I must say, I suspected as much, but that IS a relief ^_^
22nd-May-2008 11:13 pm (UTC) - Just call me Miss Anthrope
i dunno. I still say it isn't god; it's his fucken misguided people. I hate people more than I hate god.
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