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BACK DOOR BOY IN A FRONT DOOR WORLD
OUTSIDE OF SOCIETY - THAT'S WHERE I WANT TO BE
WHAT THE MOTHERFUCKING FUCK? 
8th-May-2008 04:39 pm
Abort Born Again Christians
From the Department of DUMBFUCKERY....

When I am Emperor, Florida will be no more. All of you who live there, get ready to evac when I come to power as it will be the first order of business once the Cabinet of Biscuity Goodness is appointed. Those who are not completely fucking stupid will be relocated and spared euthanasia. And by 'euthanasia', I mean dipped in Gravy Train and thrown to starving dingoes. What remains of Florida shall be sawed off the mainland and renamed "Isle of Beautiful Mens".
Comments 
11th-May-2008 11:03 pm (UTC)
A kid that is traumatized by a magic trick is Too Soft For Real Life. Shut the little bastard up in a bubble now and let the rest of us have our fun and games.
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